he draw bridge opens...
The King walks out and proclaims himself triumphant in several skirmishes
with lower ranked soldiers. " I am King!" he shouted throwing his fist into
the air. "I will always be King!". He spoke of one soldier in particular,
While attemping to deliver a town hall speech, the King was interrupted by a
group of maidens. They said that Jeffulot sent a tablet of death threats
aimed at the King and his government. The King then grabbed two maidens and
forced them to slap each other repeatedly for being stupid enough to deliver
such a message. "I do not have time for this idioucy!" proclaimed King Kev.
He then lost his temper, shaving the heads of all the maidens currently
being held by the King. "You will deliver THIS message to Jeffulot: "You
WILL fear me." The King waives his hands in the air and the naked bald
headed women sprinted into the forest.
The King steps forward to again speak to the crowd. "Accept the fact that I
am King! Anyone who thinks they are more a King than I, step forward now!"
The crowd scattered throughout the courtyard leaving the King in absolute
silence. He again shook his fist in the air mumbling "bastards" as he walked
back into the Royal Palace. "I own this town" he thought as he lay his head
~ The WadAsian High Council
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