ir Jeffulot sat quietly at an outdoor cafe enjoying the sunshine... He
sipped his coffee as he awaited the arrival of Bon Bon John the Awful. Alas
he did arrive and pulled up a chair to join the mighty warrior...
"Thank you for joining me on such short notice Bon Bon..." says Sir Jeffulot
between gulps of WadAsian Java... "Tis no problem, for I too share concerns
of this strange government situation..." Bon Bon says as he summons a
waitress... "I'll take nine of what he's having..." he says as the
waitress' jaw drops... "You heard me wench!" Bon Bon exclaims as he
pretends to rise from his seat and draw his sword... He giggles as the
waitress scurries away to the kitchen...
I believe a plan should be arranged... " says Jeffulot, "A plan to overthrow
the..... Government (he whispers)"... Bon Bon Jon the Awful's head nod as
his eyes shift about.... "I agree, it has become unbearable..."...
"First..." says Jeffulot, "I must challenge thee... I must attempt to be
second in command... that way I will be near his side and I can kill him the
way I have wanted to for years...".
Bon Bon begins to shake his head.... "I will not allow you to demote me,
ever!" Awful exclaims as his coffee arrives... He grabs two mugs of the
tasty WadAsian Java and gulps them down almost instantly... "I must try
Bon Bon...." says Jeffulot, "I must... I have been Junior Knightsman for too
long... I am a leader, I am the best there is..."
Bon Bon giggles as he begins work on the 6th mug of fine WadAsian Java...
He began to get irritated at Jeffulot's words... "How dare you! How dare
you invite and attempt to befriend me only to challenge my life for your
evil plan!" he rises and shouts, spilling Java on Jeffulot... "I will join
your quest, though you will have to prove your worthiness to ME!" Bon Bon
insists as he places his hand on his sword... "ooh, you make me angry..."
"Sit down..." Says Jeffulot... "I want to kill him as badly as you do, will
you accept my challenge first?" asks he to the caffeine driven irritated
knight.... "What'll it be?" he asks...
~ The WadAsian High Council
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