he King Jeffulot sat alone in the courtyard sipping some fine wadasian java, gazing up at his wonderful statue. "My, you are a huge sight!" Jeffulot mumbled... "No wonder no one will challenge thee... You're frightening.." he giggles...

The morning sun warmed the King's face while he listened to the birds chirping... he grinned, for he had just caught a glimpse of one of the ex-kings in an alleyway, he was jerking off furiously whilest staring intensely at a goat. "So... that's what they do in their spare time instead of practice and train... hehehe" he endures a fine gulp of java and then shouts down the alley... "Hey Bon Bon! You'll go blind!!!!" he giggles and holds his stomach as he rises from his chair, careful to not displace the crown upon his royal head. funny, he thinks to himself, how they ever ruled at all.... pussies... the lot of them... just pussies....

The King enters his chamber whenst he gazed upon the blank spot upon his wall... again, the scroll hath not arrived by today's messenger... That Kev, he thought... probably still running around western WadAsia boasting that he doth be King whenst he not be... poor bastard, anything for women... The King shakes his head in disgust... He sits down to write a letter to post in the courtyard...

"Knights, and pitiful King wannabe's... If you can take the time from your furious training.." the King giggles and peers out his chamber window toward the alleyway... "I have a proposal.... Since I am now invincible, and none of you can seem to score more than one point, much less beat me, I suggest you stick to farming..." The King sits back to ponder a moment... "Yes... Farming... That way you can have all the sheep and goats you desire..."

The King passes this notice to a messenger, who hurredly posts it on a board just next to the statue of the mighty King Jeffulot.

"Cheers..." the King says from his chamber window as he toasts his last gulp of java to the statue...

A fine day in Wadasia... "I'll rule forever..." he says as he begins to suit up for his training...
~ The WadAsian High Council


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