h, we think the appropriate question is what has become of you, you so called
Well well then it has been a long reign for the mighty warrior Sir Jeffulot, but
it was time for the Paulster to rightfully claim what is his. THE THRONE!
The story goes:
It was dusk in the Land of Wadasia and The mighty Paulster felt the need to
claim what he yearned for. He came with the mental and physical preparation
to aniliate the King with ease.
He slowly packed his sword and was off to the castle to reclaim his home. He
passed Bon Bon and Lord of Destruction on the way and slapped them some skin
yelling out "You will see a new King warriors and I will send Sir Jeffulot
with his tail between his legs, back to the forest so you three can plot
your attack on the new King." Yes and that is is exactly what happened.
Once the Paulster arrived at the castle he walked into the courtyard and
called out to the King "Come down you so called Almighty King and fight the
real King of the Land!" As he The Paulster shouted this out he looked up
into the Kings window and noticed that he was jerking off quite vigoursly
and was surprised of his presence. The King then quickly struggled to pull
his drawers up, hoping I wouldnt noctice, and grabbed his sword falling to
the floor with his pants around his ankles and muffling some words out that
could not be understood.
The Paulster then Replied "What is it you are saying there? The King then
repeated the words "You will Die"
The King finally maid his way down to the courtyard, with his pants pulled
all the way up to his chest. The Paulster then shouted out "Come and
witness the best ass whooping youve ever seen folks. This one is not to be
missed. Im Tyson and the King is Pizza Boy"
Before the battle began one of the Maidens in a Budwieser suit walked around
with a score Card that read The Paulster 5 and the King -1 predicting the
out come of the fight
and right she was. She then walked over to the Paulster and kissed him on
the cheek and said "You win and Im yours."
So the fight began and the King was trembling with fear as the Paulster
moved around to
get a good angle for the first blow. The King then charged and missed
violently as the Paulster kicked him in his ass and swiped a clean blow to
the head. The Paulster said
"Thats one!" The Paulster then let the so called King get his composure
back. The King gathered himself, pulling his pants back up as the crowd
sighed out oooooh noticing the big shoe print on the ass of his pants. The
King then charged again and as he lunged forward the Paulster skillfully
stepped aside tripping the King to the ground. As the King fell he clumsely
stabbed himself in the gut.
The fight went on to 5 and the Paulster got one feather weight hit the whole
match and was amazed with the ease of victory. On the last victorious kill
the Paulster cut the Kings Head clean off sending it soaring through the sky
out towards the forest. "You better go catch up with the rest of yourself
Sir Jeffulot" The Paulster said as he pissed on the decapitated body of the
After the match all the Maidens came running up and jumping onto the New
King begging for his big sword. The Paulster then said "You will each get a
load so dont fight over me" So the story goes The Paulster, Now King, has
reached a new level in his swordsmanship that I doubt anyone will ever be
able to match. Let them try and be without a head.
A happy peasant of the New ruled Land
Hail to the New King of Wadasia.
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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