las WadAsians...

Several moons hath passed since the treacherous battle between thy Knights, Sir Jeffulot and The Dark Knight... Tis been a quiet couple of days with not much mentioned about the battle...

It is rumored that the King has forbidden anyone to mention that battle in an effort to achieve a more blissful and peace ridden WadAsia... The townsfolk quietly speak in the courtyards of how the King now loves peace and tranquility, and how he has begun to accumulate floral arrangements for his castle... Some also speak of the King prancing about his chambers in tight pink ruffled outfits to old Bee Gees tunes, though this has not yet been confirmed....

Alas, WadAsia now slips into a state of Fagness that could only be caused by a whimpy ruler.... No one chalenges anyone, and each warrior picks on only lesser passersbye to feel mighty and worthy...

Now, in a triumphant attempt to restore testosterone to the land of Warriors, I am challenging thy pussy King to a duel... A duel to 50 kills for thy crown!!!!!!

The crown is hidden somewhere deep within the confines of the castle, and legend has it that it was stolen years ago from the Royalty of London England... I, a Knight of lower character, shall retrieve this crown along with WadAsian command and restore the true spirit of the land!!!

Many of you may be questioning how this Knight, after being beaten so very severely by the Dark one, could consider going up against the best of the best....? Well, I owe it to my country, to my fellow warriors (who are too fucking afraid to challenge him their selves), and to the common folk that must endure the current embarrassment of being WadAsian....

When the King wakes from his summer slumber, I will force him to commit to a time of battle and will have the battlefield prepared with the WadAsian bleachers, vending stands, and various bits of entertainment...

God Bless WadAsia!!!!

Sir Jeffulot, the Mighty
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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