he Awful One sits upon the highest ledge of Mount Wadasia, looking through
the clouds and using his considerable power to see into the castle. King
Kev once again straddles his wooden pony yelling, "GETTYUP!". Tis' a shame
that a pony once burned in the last great battle between the Awful One and
King Kev has again returned to the castle. Let alone the King that fears
all that he does not know...
Awful leaps up and cries out to the gods above, "The King must die!".
Thunder roars against the mountain as lightning strikes the ground beneath
the clouds and the Awful One laughs a hundred times for every death the
King will suffer in a joust that he surely thinks he owns. The hateful
glare of Awful stares through the clouds at a King that crouches beneath
his wooden horsy clinging to his patented "King Kev Dolls" and screaming,
With all the warriors that desire the crown, the dethroning of King Kev is
inevitable. Awful watches the King in amusement as he ponders his next
attack. Who must he strike at to get closer to the arrogant King that
resides in the castle? The Awful One decides to challenge Sir Jeffulot, The
(drug enhanced) Dark Knight, and Lord Azrael to a battle of 100 deaths.
This battle shall commence on Sunday, May 25th.
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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