was in the badlands of Rhode Island...in the temple of Gib Kwon Do.......

Master Albino Bob is quietly cleaning and reassembling his rocket launcher (blindfolded of course...as was his norm for disassembling his weapons) and Grandmaster Gib was meditating in his Lotus position levitating above the floor.....

Trainee Bodhi silently approaches...so as not to startle either of his masters...."Yes Bodhi..what can I do for you" bellows Master Albino Bob (the soul devourer)....Bodhi jumps in amazement as he realizes Master Bob still was blindfolded!!!!!

"Master...how did you know it was I approaching?" asked an incredulous Bodhi...."I sensed your presence as you rounded the corner in the courtyard" laughed Master Bob....."But..But...that is 700 feet away......." stammered Bodhi....

"Only when you have mastered the art of Gib Kwon Do will you understand its true power" said Master Bob (the Death Bringer)

All the while Grandmaster Gib floated motionless in his Lotus position...seemingly in a trance..and paying Bodhi and Albino Bob no mind...

"Watch this...trainee"....whispered Albino Bob (the White Death)....as he deftly flicked a double edged knife from his boot and flung it directly at Grandmaster Gib....without a flinch, Grandmaster Gib caught the blade in mid-air inches from his face with both hands and flung it so it landed with a spronggggg....directly between Master Bob's feet....all this without opening his eyes or being disturbed from his meditation.....

"Do you not see the power of Gib Kwon Do??Only through its mastery can you achieve Nirvana in these savage times.."said Albino Bob (the Albino Plague)

"Master...I have learned much from my stay here at the temple....but I must leave...You see...the evil King Bad Mutha Fuka has launched an assault on my trusted ally, Sir Jeffulot, and I must go aid my friend!!" said Trainee Bodhi.

"You are not ready...you must complete your training!!!Anything else will result in your certain death!!!You will be no aid to your trusted friend and ally Jeffulot until you have mastered these lost arts!!!" said Albino Bob (the wise)

"Master...I must go...these are my friends!!!!!The Bad Mutha Fuka and his evil imp Direwolf have spread their evil ways all over WadAsia..the Castle has been turned into a bordello and WadAsia is now a "Playa's Paradise"....Jeffulot cannot hold off a frontal assault from both Bad Mo Fo and Dire (as they were in the dishonorable habit of teaming up in battles)....I have no choice Master...I must go...I will then return to complete my training!!!" a shaking and weeping Bodhi said........

"If you go...it is of your own choosing...if you stay it is also of your own choosing.....It is a bad idea...and I can feel your doubt and fear....but if you must go....please remember what you have learned...If you get lucky..you may survive"

With that Master Bob turned and walked away.....

Bodhi knew what he must do...he saddled up his fastest stallion and galloped off towards WadAsia........

As he approached the Castle gates, Bodhi's nose was assaulted by the smell of burning flesh.....the battlefields were strewn with dead and dying soldiers from the two opposing armies...Bad Mo Fo's in their solid black and Jeffulot's in their black suits with blood stained white shirts......

A loud clanking could be heard in the courtyard.....Bodhi raced toward the castle gates and flung them open....inside Jeffulot and Bad Mo Fo were battling..to the death...the evil imp Direwolf was nowhere to be found...as his arch nemesis....the mother..had banned him from the battles......

With loud explosions and the rat-a-tat of the nail guns the two warriors fought....Just then the evil king dropped to the ground and flung a handful of dirt into Jeffulot's face (a most cowardly move) and Jeffulot..now blinded fired towards where he thought the Evil Bad Mo Fo was...missing him by inches....The evil king swiftly ran behind Jeffulot and fired.....

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Bodhi as his friend Jeffulot received the death blow and slunk to the ground.......

Bodhi ran forward and grabbed Jeffulot....trying to stop the blood spurting from his filleted insides.......A dying Jeffulot whispered:"Run Bodhi....he is too strong...his powers increase with every life he takes....return to the temple and avenge me when you are finished your training....." and with that he died.....

"Noooooo!!!" screamed Bodhi who jumped to his feet......drawing his rocket launcher and firing point-blank at the evil king's stomach......The king fell back and laughed...he rose....holding his side and said...."Is but a flesh wound...now you must die!!!!" as he ran at Bodhi.....

Bodhi...remembering his Gib Kwon Do.... rocket jumped up to the upper parapet running around the castle walls.......he spun and drew a bead on the king...just as the king followed Bodhi up to the upper level with a rocket jump of his own....."I have spies even in the sacred temple of Gib Kwon Do..I know your secrets now......Now you will die!!!"The king fired as Bodhi flung himself off the top wall of the castle...turning in mid-air and firing...the rocket smashed harmlessly into the wall besides the evil king......."I can use my dark powers to redirect your puny assaults....now you WILL die"...and with that the King fired literally dozens of rockets at Bodhi.....try as he might...and with his best newly acquired skillz....he could not stave off the evil king's assault.......Bodhi was mortally wounded...and lay dying.......

The evil king sauntered up to Bodhi's dying form and said....."You have fought well...but you are no match for me....I shall leave you here to contemplate your foolishness...as your blood drains from you and stains my floor!!!!"...

and with that he turned and headed into the castle......grabbing two servant girls to comfort him and tend his wounds (and whatever other dark needs he may have)

As Bodhi was blacking out...he felt himself being dragged...he vaguely remembered a Huge Dark Form dragging him out of the Castle....in his waning consciousness....he thought it was the Dark Knight...possibly saving his life by carrying him to the Badlands of Rhode Island to the sacred temple of Gib Kwon Do.....??????????????

Bodhi-the bard storyteller of WadAsia
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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