was a dark and stormy night.... torrential rains had hammered WadAsia for days..... and the King was in one of his moods......

King Jeffulot... sat brooding on his throne. The Holy Gail was abroad (as WadAsia's most famous supermodel she was rarely at the King's side)...there were dark whisperings of the King's addiction to Wadasian Wings.... a delicacy only found at Hooter's.... and only served by the most lovely of maidens.....

Was there trouble with the monarchy???? There was considerable unrest among the high counsel. There were reports of warriors NOT accepting challenges. There were reports of warriors changing there names. There were stories of once great warriors NOT even practicing and honing their skills. And still the King sat idly by.....

To relieve his boredom, the King called all the resident of Wadasia to the courtyard:

"My subjects!!!!! Is there none out there brave enough to challenge me?!?!?!"

"I have held this crown lo these many months and have decided to appoint myself King for life!!!" The King roared.......

"Until one of you sniveling, whimpering, warrior, wanna-bes can prove your worth, I am rescinding all democratic practices....I am declaring..MARTIAL LAW!!!!!!" the King screamed.....

Just then a small child near the front of the crowd was pushed forward by the angry crowd..... she accidently bumped the stage on which King Jeffulot stood... knocking his broadsword to the ground..... A angry King rushed forward to back-hand the child when...... thunk!!!

A hooded figure in a plain brown robe stepped onto the stage and blocked the King's slap.....A horrified King screamed "What is this nonsense...WHO DARES TO STOP THE KING!!!!"

A hush fell over the crowd..... Who was this hooded figure???

The hooded figure slowly lowered his hood revealing his true identity.... It was BODHISATTVA!!!!

"Bodhi..." the King whispered......"But...But....you are the Gimp's Bitch......How dare you...you will die for your insolence!!!!"

Bodhisattva had returned from his self imposed servitude under the GrandMasters Gib-Meister and Albino Bob, in the temple of Gib Kwon Do....here he had studied the ways of mouse-fu.... he had practiced these many months... biding his time until he could return to challenge the King.

The King deftly reached behind his back and drew his dagger..... He lurched toward Bodhi, in an attempt to end this upstart warriors life..... but his slash met with.....air. Bodhi did a front flip off the stage and landed in a combat stance with his weapon drawn (a thousand year old katana, deftly crafted by the ancient masters)

The King fumbled for his sword and dove off the stage towards Bodhi. He slashed at Bodhi with a two handed strike... Bodhi deftly blocked the strike and knicked Jeffulot's tunic at the shoulder... drawing blood....

The King fought as a madman..... dangerous slashing and stabbing motions, with little regard for the innocent peasants around him. Bodhi realized he must draw the enraged King away from the crowd... or many would be hurt, possibly killed in the battle....

Bodhi attacked the King and sprinted past him.....at the same time he drew his magic rocket jump amulet (given to him by his comrade the Dark Knight)...he headed toward the parapet surrounding the upper wall of the castle...knowing a leap to the upper reaches of the castle was the only way to get the charging bull of a King away from the crowd......"Whump!!!" and Bodhi deftly flew to the upper parapet.....

The King stared in amazement...."That is impossible. No one can rocket jump since we changed battlefields!!!!"

"Wrong.....I learned to control all aspects of my combat under the watchful eye of GrandMaster Gib and The Mighty Albino Bob....."

The King ran up the stairwell....It was here Bodhi decided to make his stand.

The King walked the final 20 yards and drew his dagger to use in addition to his broadsword....This was how the battle ensued....Bodhi with his ancient Katana and Jeffulot with his broadsword and dagger. Sparks flew as the blades crashed together...."You will perish Bodhi!!!" the King grunted....

The battle lasted for over an hour......Bodhi had fought back using all his mouse fu techniques......The King realized his opponent's skills had improved greatly, and he decided to win... at all costs....

The King blocked a swift lunge from Bodhi and dropped to the ground screaming.... Bodhi, remembering the good times when Jeffulot was a member of the Wadasian warrior corp and had fought together against the evil Mohammad, dropped to his knees to comfort his dying friend..... The King, playing possum, had dropped his broadsword, but had palmed his dagger and knew his only course of action. As Bodhi knelt down, Jeffulot plunged the dagger into his chest, dealing his death blow....or so he thought......

Bodhi's rocket jump amulet (around his neck) had stopped the dagger from ending his life.....Bodhi whispered "there can be only one" and swiftly spun the katana around and swung at Jeffulot's throat....Jeffulot screamed (like a biatch:-) as Bodhi stopped the blade inches from his throat......

Bodhi grinned and punched Jeffulot with his chain mail encased fist, knocking him unconscious.....

Jeffulot awoke outside the gates of Wadasia.....naked.....with only a canteen and directions to The holy temple of Gib Kwon Do.....he wept as he realized that Bodhi had defeated and banished him....BUT...he knew what he must do..... Tying the welcome mat from the drawbridge around his waist, he headed out into the badlands.....towards the temple of Gib Kwon Do....where he knew he must train.......

Respectfully submitted by Bodhisattva This account is as true as I can recall.....
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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