he DireWolf sat on the edge of a cliff over looking the current
capital city of WadAsia, thinking of the battles that would be held
within the arena in another week. As he sat thinking, he drew his sword and
absentmindedly started polishing it. He knew he would have to be at his
best in order to secure a winning position in the 1st Annual WadAsian
Games before he would challenge Bodhisattva for the crown.
thought about how the tournament might turn out, he remembered the
cowardly Kev, Lord of Destruction, who had skipped out of his battle
with the DireWolf, and who had supposedly signed up for the tournament.
"Ahh," the DireWolf said quietly to himself. "This is how I will be
able to battle the Lord of Destruction. I just need to make sure that we
both end up fighting in the same group at the beginning of the
tournament. That is all I would really wish for from this tournament, the
chance to destroy Kev! Perhaps I could talk Sir Jeffulot and Bodhisattva
into placing us in the same group."
With that, the DireWolf stood up, sheathed his sword, and mounted the
giant wolf that he used as his mount... He headed towards the castle
WadAsia to try and gain an audience with the King and to try and find
As he approached the castle and the surrounding city, the DireWolf
saw numerous signs advertising the up coming tournament, with pictures
and stats of some of the confirmed contestants. He also saw many vendors
setting up their booths that they would use while the tournament was
being held. At one point the DireWolf even came across a vendor who had
some old King Kev dolls(some were headless however), pink leotards and
spandex(the former king's favorite evening wear), a book on the former
King's favorite flower arrangements, and a number of other items from
the time when WadAsia had slipped into a state of fagness.
The DireWolf finally arrived at the inn just outside of Sir
Jeffulot's castle, where he wrote his requests for Kev to be placed in
the same battle group as himself. When he was finished writing them,
they read as follows:
I, DireWolf, Lord of the Savage Lands, wish to make a
deal with you. I would be willing to pay to be placed in the
same group that Kev, Lord of Destruction, will be in during
the tournament, so that he will have no way of getting out of
a battle against me. Also my army will be at your disposal for
any up coming battles that you may have, even against the Bad
Mutha Fuka. Send a reply through the messenger who brought you
He Then handed the scrolls to two men who were passing by and told them
to deliver the scrolls and to bring him Sir Jeffulot and
King Bodhisattva's answer, for this job the DireWolf told them that they
would be paid nicely. The DireWolf then turned and headed into the inn
to await the answers of Sir Jeffulot and Bodhisattva.
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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