was a dreary WadAsian day with a light wind coming in from the north and rain softly falling upon the newly bloomed WadAsian flower buds... A quiet spring day with silence, uninterrupted until the arrival of the evil Sir Jeffulot...

The commonfolk were shopping at the market just outside the eastern walls of the WadAsian castle when suddenly darkness blanketed the sky and silence fell upon the land...

One peasant raised a finger slowly toward the devilishly red glowing sky and pointed at a small figure descending from the clouds....

"It's Jeffulot!!!!" someone shouted, sending the market into a fleeing frenzy...

The blasts of wind and lightening filled the air as Jeffulot barreled down toward the ground upon the backs of his two finely trained flying serpents...

Sir Jeffulot flew several passes through the crowd, merely for the effect, causing mayhem and hysteria among the commonfolk....

Finally coming to rest, he stepped down and gently petted his serpents and whispered to them softly, "dinner time ladies"... causing each of them to begin to hunt a peasant of their own to serve as a snack to hold them until dinner...

Jeffulot, approaching the podium, attempted to calm the crowd with gentle and soothing words... "Shut the fuck up!!!!" he demanded, sending fear into those that were not already being chased by serpents.

He started his speech...

"I, Sir Jeffulot, after suffering numerous ass beatings, have decided to enroll in Warrior Training 201. Falling back to the basics, and refreshing my skills in the art of GibKwonDo and Mouse-Fu, I shall, upon my graduation, emerge a better warrior..." he said as attention grew greater from the crowd....

"My beatings by the treacherous Bad Mo Fo have left me pondering and questioning my abilities. A word of warning however... Within history, each time Jeffulot the Mighty hath stepped back to train, he has emerged and followed the ranks up quickly to Kingship... This training could take up to a week to complete... at which time I will be challenging anyone and everyone who is above me in the rankings..." Jeffulot said with a devilish look upon his face...

Then, he whispered as he leaned forward upon the podium... "Beware.... here comes the darkness...."
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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