he High Counsel meeting was called by several Counsel members...

Sitting in the darkness around the Q shaped table, they studied paperwork by the light of the flickering candles...

Each hooded figure nodded, grumbled and flipped through the 200 page document that had been circulated among them...

At the head of the table, a hooded figure with a jewel adorned crown that sat upon his dull black hood decided to speak...

"I... I have a question that I would like to ask each of you...." he said as attention turned to him...

"WadAsia... Is it becoming a land that condones harmony?" he asked, sending a wave of mumbles and whispering through the room...

"I object!" shouted one of the members as he leaped from his seat, causing a clank as his armor beneath his robe hit the table... "I object to the lack of fighting in the land!" he said as all of the other members tossed their papers aside and applauded him... "Hear Hear!" they shouted, egging him to carry on...

Removing his hood, Jeffulot addressed the meeting and proposed a few rules to be placed into the battlefields...

1. Idle hands are the Devil's work. Any warrior sitting around and not challenging(or defending) is not worthy of a rank higher than "Pig Vomit". Any warrior not participating in a single "for rank" match in a 2 week period shall be removed from the ranks. To return to the ranks, he must sit in the courtyard and be killed 50 times by participating warriors and then at that time he will be placed at the very bottom of the ranks.

2. Whining is now punishable by death. In the past it was only punishable with a maximum sentence of "flogging", which in itself was quite vague. Death is much less vague.

3. The cone of silence shall be summoned when there is excessive use of the WadAsian courier (email list) for NON-battle purposes. The cone of silence lifespan increases with each godly wrath cast down upon us by the gods, for they grow angrier with each...

4. Badgering the battle grounds keeper about V.90 weaponry will cause him to summon the cone of silence (see proposed rule #3). V.90 weaponry will be introduced in September once it has been prepared and tested by our blacksmiths.

5. The King must be overthrown! (no matter who he is)

These new proposed rules are already in effect... and any rules with deadlines started counting down as of last Friday at midnight.
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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