las Wadasia...

Still left without a King... A land without direction, and an economy in turmoil...

As WadAsia's markets continue to fall to ruin, the High Counsel meets several times a day in an attempt to resolve the situation...

"I cannot stand it!" shouts Sir Jeffulot as he pounds his fist down onto the Q-shaped table and rattling his fine shiny armor... "This tranquility is an embarrassment to the nation!" he says as he addresses the other warriors surrounding the table...

"There is a way Jeffulot..." suggests the famous Bodhisattva and he rises from his jewel adorned chair and approaches a meeting board...

"Notice here how steroid and testosterone levels within WadAsia's water supply has diminished since the King has left Eastern WadAsia" Bodhi says as he runs his pointer along a declining red line on a chart labelled "manliness". The rest of the counsel members nod their heads in agreement as Bodhi continues...

"Alas, notice the water in the WadAsia-Tech University's supply... See how the levels of the holy testosterone have risen to 3000 times their normal level..." Bodhi says as he displays another detailed graph that ascends to a level labeled "fuck-fest".

The rest of the committee rises from their chairs and start speaking all at once...

"This is terrible!" shouts Draven... "I cannot live without WadAsian steroids!" he says with panic in his voice... "I have indeed noticed that I want to help things instead of kill things as of late.... I cannot stand this!!" he says as he sits back down in his chair and puts his face in his hands...

As the conversation's volume escalates... two dark figures enter the room...

Being late because of their long journey, Iron and Echo, the newest of the Counsel members, express their common concern and immediately present the counsel with a very large container.

A large barrel was wheeled toward the meeting board and a black cover was removed from it.

Alas, the mighty words, written in the official WadAsian font read as follows:

"WARNING: Toxic Waste - Steroid byproduct"

The counsel was astonished as they realized the intent of the two warriors...

The southern WadAsian brothers acquired the attention of the members... "WadAsian Moonshine!" they said in unison as they tapped a single mug of the vile substance and presented it to the bulkiest of the counsel members...

Draven took the green glowing mug and held it up to the torch light... It was thick, green and swirling within, and it bubbled now and then releasing a reddish gas that caused paint to fall completely off the walls...

Draven, fearing how this might affect his own sword, handed the putrid mug of Toxic waste to his sidekick Captain Chewy...

"Here Chewy... This should help fix some of your problems with your sword..." Draven said with encouragement as he stared at the willing Chewy...

Chewy looked around the room at the Counsel members as they stared at him with anticipation...

"Cheers!" Chewy said as he raised the bubbling mug and began to guzzle the substance as if it were fine WadAsian ale...

Wind immediately began to blow into the room and the torches dimmed as the mug fell to the floor and crashed into pieces...

As the wind settled and the torches again brightened the WadAsian meeting room, a large figure was seen picking himself up off of the floor...

Not unlike the roar of a thousand demons, the figure which was once Chewy growled at the other members... Standing 9 feet tall, and most of his armor hanging off of his largened body, he stared at the High Counsel members panting and growling, each frozen in fear as he stared at them with red glowing eyes...

Steam was billowing off of Chewy from everywhere as he stood and axhaled fire with every breath...

Within a second, Chewy had let out a deafening roar and had run completely through the stone wall... running off into the distance he was heard roaring the words "Killlllllll!!!!!! I must Killlllll!!!!!!"

As the situation calmed, the committee was pleased, and decided to take action immediately...

The large barrel was wheeled to the center of town where the main water supply was kept...

Numerous warriors were seen along the way involved in very strange and embarassing situations... Some being beaten by women, some playing with little cute kittens, and some having their asses kicked by 5 year olds...

It was horrifying...

At last, the barrel was poured into the fountain...

It churned, it bubbled and it fizzed, as it circulated throughout the city's aqua ducts...

Would this help turn the pussified WadAsia back into a land of bloodshed!?

Only time will tell...
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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