s night falls upon a small village just outside the eastern walls of the WadAsian castle, a cool wind descends from the hills, bringing a thin mist to cover the cooling land...

The common folk retire to their dwellings...

Within the Castle, the newly appointed King, Draven the Terrible, sat upon the throne in his chamber and gazed upon the beautiful WadAsian crown...

"What a sight to behold..." he said as he admired the Crown through its protective casing...

"You are mine... alllll mine....." he said with an evil chuckle...

Slowly, the crown began to glow and rise from its jewel adorned stand...

Humming and shaking the crown began to glow even brighter as it spun slowly before Draven...

As the crown turned, the ancient rulers of WadAsia's names seemed to re-appear upon it right before Draven's eyes...

"Draven....." a low soft whispering voice was heard coming from the heavens....

"Don't ever deface the crown again or we will remove a testicle..." the voice said just before blasting Draven with a painful rush of elephant bile that burst out from his own nose, ears and ass...

When Draven came to his senses he found himself sitting on his chamber floor covered in a thick jelly-like substance that smelled very similar to a wet dog.

He peered back over at the crown and was relieved that it still rested upon its stand...

He then panicked and counted his testicles...
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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