he townsfolk shuffled down the cobblestone streets with their heads hung low, each staring to the ground with tears in their eyes...

The town's bell tolled slowly as women wept and armored knightsmen drew their swords and pointed them toward the castle...

Sir Jeffulot's belongings were being systematically removed from his royal chambers and loaded onto a wagon...

The Holy Gail held Sir Jeffulot laying in her lap as he bled from each of his wounds and stared into the clouds...

"Don't leave me mighty Jeffulot!..." she demanded as she roughly stroked his golden hair... "You mus'nt die.... You must seek revenge!!!" she begged as his eyes clouded over and his arms and legs stopped jerking about, and the life seemed to drift away, taking his soul away into the heavens...

"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" the Holy Gail shouted into the heavens with a deafening scream.... "You must again be King!!!!!!!!! You must seek revenge!!!!!" she shouted as the townsfolk gathered to witness this sad day in history....

Suddenly, a twitch was seen that originated in Jeffulot's armor at or near his pelvis...

Small movements at first, but growing larger and larger in size until everyone noticed....

"He's alive!!!!" the spectators shouted as the Holy Gail's face lit up.... "Yes my mighty warrior!" Gail shouted as she helped Sir Jeffulot back up to his shaky feet...

Standing, but still a bit delirious and confused, Sir Jeffulot thrusted his pelvis forward and began to move his left leg oddly in a circular motion...

Pointing to the heavens with one hand, Sir Jeffulot began to snap out a beat with his other hand... softly at first until it grew louder and he began bobbing his head...

Trumpets began to play down from the clouds and the ever so familiar 7 Afro-American apparitions in white robes floated down and began to sing backup...

It was a resurrection!

"Gimme some 'a lovin! doo doo doo.... Gimme some 'a lovin! doo doo doo" Jeffulot sang out as the courtyard began to rock... sending the townsfolk into a dancing frenzie of laughter, joy, dance, music and song... He was... ALIVE!

Just as the song ended, Sir Jeffulot shouted "REVENGE BABY... AND A JELLY DONUT!" and collapsed into the Holy Gail's arms... Unconscious, but alive nonetheless, he was dragged from the courtyard and loaded into his wagon...

As his wagon wheeled its way out of the courtyard, an anonymous voice shouted "Jeffulot has left the building.."
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council


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